I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me
*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you
*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*
how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
me applying for a job
interviewer: so do you have any special talents
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
interviewer: shit boy!!