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unbears:

I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

kagezukami:

*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*

theanti90smovement:

theanti90smovement:

me: …..
you: ????
me: ……

me:reblog this post fuckheads

rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

me applying for a job

aragaki:

agendr:

aragaki:

interviewer: so do you have any special talents
me: :3
interviewer: you cant make that face in real life
me: :3c
interviewer: shit boy!!

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shit boy!!